12.12.03: Tokcocktok part deuce
It's the holidays - what can I say...
5/30 - Overall Design:
This must have taken you all of five seconds to put together. Four seconds to make the graphic, and one second to code this craptastic layout. It's HIDEOUS. My favorite, if by favorite I really mean least favorite, part is the graphic you've made, which reads, "zut toi!" which pretty much means "shit you" in french. ... Shit you? The rest of the graphic goes on to say: "It's the damned holidays. Ho Ho Ho. Let's kill santa and get on with life. Merry Christmas you old bean." Now, clearly I have missed some culturally significant occasion in which someone clever and witty said this, and you're quoting it in your diary. Ah, but wait, no. It's not funny, no one said it, you just wrote it, and it makes a crappy layout crappier. Hooray! Don't get me started on the red on white tables. How uninspired! The whole thing is crap. Also, what is going on with your navigation? Why is all squished to one side? These are questions I ask when staring at your horrible layout.
20/20 - Functional:
If by functional, I mean craptastic, then yeah, 20 points.
0/10 - Aesthetic:
No points for you!
0/20 - Navigation:
Why is all squished to one side? Why is it ugly? Why do you hate me?
10/10 - Originality:
Yeah, original. Original and fugly!
10/10 - Browser Compatible:
I hope not. But I think it is, yeah. I was hoping that it looked good to someone, somewhere, but this is not the case.
Total: 45/100 you or your layout sucks. maybe both.
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