12.27.03: Miss-Scolex (bane of my existence)
(Miss-Scolex) ___ Bah
0/30 - Overall Design:
This is the ugliest layout I have ever seen. It's awful. It's ... hideous. Who gave you hands to create such ugliness? Who allowed a graphics program to cross your style-lacking path? Who? Who is this thing, this being that would allow such horror? God, I have a bone to pick with you.
0/20 - Functional:
It might be, but I had to wash my eyes out with acid after seeing the first hues of green and those horrible squiggly crap lines around EVERYTHING. If you think I'm going to actually check anything else, you're kidding yourself.
0/10 - Aesthetic:
Fuck no. This is the ugliest piece of crap layout I have ever seen. You should go to "View Source," print out that page, and then BURN IT. In fact, you should burn that, throw your computer off a cliff, and cut off your own hands. In that order.
0/20 - Navigation:
Pff. I am so not going back to check it. In other words, it sucks. No points for you.
0/10 - Originality:
Yeah, a fucking... harold potter of the rings layout. Yeah, ULTRA original. What, you figure you toss some hideous graphic touches and boom, you're miss. hotnewthing? You've got another thing coming, miss. crappy pants.
0/10 - Browser Compatible:
Ha. No. Really, it's not. It SUCKS.
Total: -13/100 This is the worst layout, ever. Why did you apply? You can't even like it that much. I mean, it sucks. If you applied for review with the idea that you might get any points at all.. wait, you know what? I'm taking off points because you applied. I'm holding you responsible for my emotional suffering and the pain caused by viewing your HORRIBLE LAYOUT. Congratulations. Your layout sucks so bad, it gets a negative score.
{Editor's note: It is impossible to contact this person except through email. An additional ten points have been taken off as compensation for this terrible inconvenience and crappiness.]
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