12.04.03: Lady --- Arwen
One ring to rule them all...
15/30 - Overall Design:
Eh. It's not burnt sienna. It's more like... burnt. And uneven. And... eh, kind of fugly. Plus you're insane. You live on the crazyland ranch. You're a resident of crazytown, population: you. Signing my guestbook four times. Yep. INsane.
20/20 - Functional:
Yeah. Look at that. Full points, crazy. Clap your hands. Oh wait, you can't because you're in a straight jacket. Bummer.
0/10 - Aesthetic:
If charred poo is what you consider aesthetically pleasing, then sure, it's a pretty layout. I, personally, don't find toasted crap that appealing. Oh and the scroll bar? Why. Why do you people do the scrolls? They're UGLY, and largely unnecessary.
5/20 - Navigation:
It's at the top... and seperated randomly by :: and +++. For no real reason. Riiiiight. Oh, actually the '+++' are links. Diaryland and Villagephotos. Way to go trying to disguise those links.
0/10 - Originality:
No, I've seen lots and lots of dog crap in my time. I'm gonna have to say that this one isn't all that original.
10/10 - Browser Compatible:
Sure. Why the hell not. It's ugly everywhere.
Total: 50/100 It's ugly. If someone barbecued dog doodie, and glued it to my monitor, it would look very much like your layout, only with a disturbing and unpleasant odor. 50 points for no noticable smell.
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