09.09.03: Fatal Vixxxen
||bitch..........V.2||
1/30 - Overall Design:
I find window resize code to be one of the most obnoxious java script codes out there, aside from popups (and I mean popup ads, not the popups in your diary). Oh for shame. If you MUST do it (and I can see why you feel compelled to -- if the window isn't maximized, your navigation overlaps the heinous pink shoe graphic), change the code so that the window goes back to normal after people have left your page. Really though, if you're obnoxious enough to resize someone's browser, the concept of courtesy is probably lost on you entirely, so forget that idea.
5/20 - Functional:
Shitty! There's a bunch of crap before your tiny little entry box. Hello narrow. You made this layout in 800x600, I'm pretty sure. For someone who requires "full screen with IE6 + pop-ups + attitude required" your layout really is a disappointment. I keep asking myself why you have all of these prerequisites for a layout that isn't that good, anyway. I mean, some layouts I can understand why someone would require stuff like that. But this one? It's ugly. It's really really ugly. The image isn't even that good anyway, I mean, beyond the ugliness.
0/10 - Aesthetic:
Oh, it's awful. Don't get me started. It's terrible. It's awful. I mean, the whole layout in general. It's all tossed up there like upchuck stew. What is with that awful pink shoe, huh? It's an awful layout. Please, try to do something that doesn't looks so damn hideous. I mean, unless you lock your diary or something. In that case, the only one who suffers is you, and maybe Andrew if he decides to go snooping.
20/20 - Navigation:
It all works as far as I can tell.
10/10 - Originality:
Yeah, sure. If by 'original' I really mean 'so shitty, no one else would think of using this layout.'
0/10 - Browser Compatible:
Hell no! You know it, too! Your layout blatantly sucks. Congratulations.
Total: 36/100
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